Beach Bums

Spent another lunch break at the beach today. Surf wasn't as big this week, but there were still a couple surfers. There was a group of guys who stood in a line in the sand, looking like they were about to race each other into the water. Finally, right before I left, they just turned around, picked up their shoes and walked to the parking lot. Weird. One of them left a Fritos bag behind and it attracted every seagull in a five mile radius. When I saw the first gull peck at the bag, I took it as my cue to take a little walk so I wasn't in the fray.

I saw a guy who was doing Brian Boitano triple salcows in the sand. Then he started doing handstands and kickboxing moves. He kept getting mad when his hat would fall off. If you're gonna walk on your hands then you're gonna lose your hat - just leave it off.

My new Friday ritual sure beats eating at my desk, playing with my zen beach and watching Everyday Italian.

On a separate, but related topic - I think someone is stealing squirts of my antibacterial hand sanitizer when I step away from my desk. I have a list of suspects. Investigation to follow.